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Stream It Or Skip It: ‘Ted Bundy: American Boogeyman’ on Hulu, Utterly Derivative Serial Killer Schlock




Stream It Or Skip It: ‘Ted Bundy: American Boogeyman’ on Hulu, Utterly Derivative Serial Killer Schlock

Now on Hulu, Ted Bundy: American Boogeyman casts Mr. One Tree Hill himself, Chad Michael Murray, as the notorious real-life serial killer, and surely hopes that’ll be enough to draw us in for yet another chunk of content on this well-trod topic. Most recently we got No Man of God, starring Elijah Wood as the FBI agent on Ted’s case; before that, Zac Efron played Bundy in Netflix’s halfway-decent 2019 movie Extremely Evil, Shockingly Wicked and Vile; and just in the last couple years, the killer was the topic of not one, but two true-crime documentary series, Conversations with a Killer: The Ted Bundy Tapes and Ted Bundy: Falling for a Killer. (All we’re missing is a Bundy drama taking the perspective of his father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.) But American Boogeyman may have more in common with the made-for-TV movies that came and went without much fanfare. Here’s why.

The Gist: A young woman in extreme close-up opens the film: “MEN ARE PIGS,” she says, slam, right into the cam. We don’t disagree! She’s comforting a girlfriend who’s just been dumped by a jerk, but please note, this is as subtle as the movie gets. We get the feeling one of them is about to be Ted Bundy’s next victim. Then, the first of too many wearying subtitles declares the time and place, and all of them land with a nefarious THRUMM on the soundtrack: I’m so over it. Aren’t you? I’ll just say this scene takes place in Utah in 1974, and the rest of the film stretches to 1978 and jumps among Seattle, Colorado and Florida.

Anyway, one of the women goes outside to smoke, which is highly improbable – I’m pretty sure nobody smoked outside in 1974, and in fact, they most likely purposely went inside to fire one up. ANYway anyway, she sees Bundy (Murray) in his signature guise: phony cast on his leg, crutches, dropping his keys and “needing help.” When the inevitable horrifying abduction occurs, the soundtrack informs us it’s a dark and scary moment by unleashing the drones and punctuating them with what I presume is the sound of a lead pipe slamming into an oil drum inside a tanker inside an echo chamber.

Elsewhere, Det. Kathleen McChesney (Holland Roden) briefs a roomful of jackass male cops on a pile of evidence pointing at one probable person in the murders of several young women. Afterward, McChesney is smack in the middle of brushing off the condescension and sexism of her chief and his cop failson when FBI Agent Ressler (Jake Hays) walks into the room and – gasp – shows her respect, a real rarity for 1974. He’s a psychologist and profiler, and he knows good work when he sees it, so he partners up with McChesney. More bodies keep turning up, and this killer must be stopped.

The film then cycles through police-procedural blahblah, stalker-killer scenes and ominous subtitles with woofer-testing music. There’s a scene with Bundy’s mom (Lin Shaye), and a helluva speech by a police psychologist (Asante Jones), and moments where we get to “enjoy” Bundy’s psychosis up close and personal, via an S&M fantasy sequence and a rampage through a sorority house. Does he get away with it? NO SPOILERS, unless you’ve read an article or seen one of the far too many movies about this exact same guy!

Photo: Everett Collection

What Movies Will It Remind You Of?: I’ve already listed the many Bundy movies that already exist, so I’ll say American Boogeyman outright rips off John Carpenter’s 1978 Halloween wholesale a few times, which is problematic, since that was wholesale fiction and Bundy truly existed, and drawing parallels between the two is distasteful. (Also notable: Director Daniel Farrands specializes in this quasi-docudrama stuff – his other recent efforts are Aileen Wuornos: American Boogeywoman, The Haunting of Sharon Tate and The Murder of Nicole Brown Simpson. Collect ’em all, trade ’em with your friends, stick ’em in your bike spokes to make that brrrrttttttttttzz sound!)

Performance Worth Watching: McChesney is a real-life figure who made some progress for women in the realm of law enforcement. Roden may be game for bringing her to life on screen, but the American Boogeyman screenplay is so flimsy, we’ll never know – McChesney surely deserves more than just a go-nowhere Clarice Starling-type arc that’s so poorly considered, it’s not half-assed, or even quarter-assed, but more like 10 percent -assed.

Memorable Dialogue: “Not sequence killers. Serial killers. That’s what they should be called.” – McChesney coins the ever-living shit out of a phrase

Sex and Skin: A little bit of exploitative down-blouse cheesecake for Bundy to leer at.

Our Take: American Boogeyman is the kind of movie that gives dreck a good name. Its CPM (cliches per minute) rate buries the needle in the red. It would boast all the class and style of a TV-movie cautionary-tale creepathon if it wasn’t zero-insight exploitation. It never settles on a point-of-view, jumping from the bland coptalk between McChesney and Ressler, to Bundy lurking in the bushes or backseat, to the inane back-and-forth of his victims, none of whom enjoys a single consideration as a character. They’re just meat for Bundy to butcher.

Any moments that attempt to stir up drama – say, the mother of a victim expressing some grief or rage – has all the tension and emotional currency of a waterlogged soap opera. The dialogue is horrid, half-written crud rendering the actors’ jobs thankless paycheckery. Not a single scene here is convincing. It plays fast and loose with the true events of Bundy’s nasty rampage, which might be forgivable if the movie had a single thing to say about any of it, a single idea in a single brain cell, but alas.

Our Call: Ted Bundy: American Boogeyman aims for chilling and lands on boring, and fails mightily to justify its existence. SKIP IT TWICE.

John Serba is a freelance writer and film critic based in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Read more of his work at

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Sports world reacts to John Madden’s death




Sports world reacts to John Madden’s death

Legendary NFL coach and broadcaster John Madden died Tuesday morning at 85, the NFL announced. News of the football icon’s passing hit Twitter on Tuesday evening, and athletes, coaches and broadcasters from across the sports world reacted.

Fellow broadcasting legend Dick Vitale, who is currently battling cancer, called Madden “the greatest analyst of all time of any sport” in his Twitter tribute.

Former Yankees pitcher and notable Raiders fan CC Sabathia said “your legacy will live forever.” Madden coached the then-Oakland Raiders from 1969-78, a couple of years before Sabathia, a Vallejo, California native, was born. Lakers star LeBron James had similar words about Madden’s lasting legacy, adding an infinity emoji.

Former tennis star and social justice activist Billie Jean King recalled meeting Madden as a “privilege.”

Radio voice of the Rangers Kenny Albert, a five-sport broadcaster who’s been with FOX Sports since its inception in 1994, shared a photo circa 26 years ago to remember Madden.

ESPN’s Bomani Jones took a bit of a shot at current color commentators, noting that Madden “set an unreachable standard.”

Frank Caliendo, who’s made a career out of impersonations, including one for Madden, said he was surprised how emotional he felt.

Several football players, and others, including Saints running back Mark Ingram II and former Cowboys receiver Dez Bryant, credited Madden with being part of the reason why they love football.

Rams wide receiver and NFL MVP contender Cooper Kupp quote the late coach in his tribute: “The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.”

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Miles McBride’s Knicks role will lessen with Kemba Walker’s resurgence




Miles McBride’s Knicks role will lessen with Kemba Walker’s resurgence

MINNEAPOLIS — The Knicks got back another body in rookie point guard Miles McBride, who was cleared from protocols Tuesday and rejoined the team in Minnesota.

But there is no longer any hype for the rookie’s return. Kemba Walker is back as the starting point guard and coming off winning Eastern Conference Player of the Week honors with four standout games, including his Christmas Day spectacular. The Knicks have gone 2-2 since Walker regained the starting job.

“It’s great,’’ coach Tom Thibodeau said. “He had a great week. He’s playing great basketball. The team winning helps him get recognized and he was a big part of driving that winning. It’s great for the team.’’

McBride was also spectacular in his last outing before getting COVID-19, when he played the entire second half Dec. 16 in Houston and seemingly earned a spot in the rotation. In fact, McBride had strung together two decent outings before he was ruled out. But things have changed since his emergence and McBride is likely back to being a bit player.

Without a practice, McBride wasn’t even expected to see time when the Knicks faced the Timberwolves to kick off a four-game road trip.

Miles McBride
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Of course, with Walker’s arthritic knee, anything is possible. The Knicks play Detroit on Wednesday in a back-to-back, so it’s uncertain whether Walker will complete both contests. In addition, Immanuel Quickley is out of COVID-19 protocols but Thibodeau wasn’t sure he was ready for meaningful minutes.

That left Walker against the depleted Timberwolves, who were missing their three top players (Anthony Edwards, Karl-Anthony Towns, D’Angelo Russell), all because of COVID-19 .

Kemba Walker
Kemba Walker

When McBride got sidelined by the virus and Derrick Rose needed ankle surgery, Walker was resurrected by Thibodeau and it’s been a stunning comeback story.

Though Thibodeau has clear reservations about Walker based on his nine-game banishment due to his defensive malaise as an undersized point guard, he admitted after the Christmas Day triple-double against Atlanta that Walker is playing “much more aggressive.”

Walker’s triple-double that featured 10 points, 12 assists and 10 rebounds was a lot different than his prior outing, when he scored 44 points against Washington.

“I thought his passing was terrific,’’ Thibodeau said before the Knicks resumed their schedule.

“Kemba had control of the game. The game tells you what to do. That’s what I loved about the way he played. I don’t think he forced anything. They puts size on him and were aggressive in their pick-and-roll coverage. He didn’t fight it. He attacked pressure the way you like to attack pressure. You don’t fight pressure with pressure. Don’t try to split it. Get rid of it, go to the backside. Let the game tell you what to do.’’

The Knicks coach is finally seeing all the elements of what Walker can do. Before his demotion, Walker was nothing more than a no-defense, 3-point shooter whose plus-minus was an abysmal minus-122.

Thibodeau was also concerned about his durability in sitting out two of the three back-to-back sets. The last load management game in Atlanta in late November triggered Thibodeau’s decision.

But now it’s only superlatives from Thibodeau in judging the last four games.

“Sometimes it’s going to be his shooting, sometimes it’s his penetration and getting in the paint to force a collapse and sometimes they’re being aggressive with their traps get rid of the ball quickly,’’ Thibodeau said. “The overall play, his rebounding. When your guards rebound, those are key to fast breaks. The more guard rebounding we get the better we can be. ‘’

The Knicks still have three players in protocols — centers Nerlens Noel and Jericho Sims and the newly infected Wayne Selden. Quickley and Kevin Knox were cleared on Christmas but were held out for conditioning.

No matter. The Knicks go as Kemba goes.

“He’s much more aggressive,’’ Thibodeau said. “That was the challenge. At the beginning of the year he and Evan were two new starters. Sometimes guys are trying to fit in. he’s being very aggressive which is the way we want him to play. Not deferring at all. When he and Julius [Randle] are aggressive like that our team is different.’’

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Bar raises dramatically for Zach Wilson in matchup with Tom Brady, Buccaneers




Zach Wilson and Tom Brady

When Zach Wilson stares across the MetLife Stadium field at the opposite sideline this Sunday, it won’t be Trevor Lawrence he’ll be looking at as his game-day counterpart.

Lawrence, drafted by Jacksonville one spot before the Jets selected Wilson at No. 2 overall last April, is a contemporary.

This Sunday at MetLife, the Jets rookie quarterback won’t be staring at a contemporary on the other sideline. He’ll be staring at the GOAT.

Tom Brady.

The bar raises dramatically for Wilson and the Jets, who are coming off of their feel-good, get-well win over the woeful Jaguars and Lawrence this past Sunday.

Brady and Buccaneers, who are 11-4, NFC South division champions and seeking to repeat as Super Bowl champions, play the Jets, who are 4-11 and seeking more signs of development from their rookie quarterback.

To say this is a step up in competition for Wilson and the Jets going from Lawrence and the Jags to Brady and the Bucs is as obvious as pointing out that Tampa Bay receiver Antonio Brown has had a few off-the-field incidents during his otherwise stellar NFL career.

There hasn’t been a lot to keep the interest of the Jets fan this season — other than watching Wilson’s development. That took an unfortunate pause for the four games Wilson missed with a knee injury, but he’s been back for five games and has looked like a better quarterback, throwing only two interceptions in those games (none in the last three) since returning from his injury.

The problem, though, is that Wilson hasn’t been producing enough touchdowns, throwing for three of them and rushing for four others in the past five games.

Zach Wilson and Tom Brady
Zach Wilson and Tom Brady
N.Y. Post: Charles Wenzelberg; AP

Baby steps, though.

Wilson was the better quarterback this past Sunday when matched up with Lawrence, who threw for more yards than Wilson did, but Wilson ran for 91 yards, including his electric 52-yard scoring jaunt, and made key throws when he needed them.

Wilson will not win Sunday’s game against Brady and the Bucs throwing for the 102 yards he had against the Jaguars. He and the Jets will need more.

Consider this: Brady enters the game having thrown 37 TD passes and for 4,580 yards this season and averages a league-high 305.2 passing yards per game.

Then this: The Buccaneers average 29.5 points per game this season, second most in the NFL.

And this: Wilson doesn’t have a single 300-yard passing game, averages 183 passing yards per game and has thrown seven TD passes in 11 games.

Seven TD passes is a pedestrian two-game total for Brady.

Wilson and the Jets are playing with house money anyway in what always has been a developmental season, so Sunday against Brady should, at its very least, be a great measuring-stick learning experience for Wilson, who’s studied Brady on tape.

Wilson revealed this month that he watched film of Brady before the Jets played the Eagles on Dec. 5 in an effort to pick up tips on how Brady worked against the Eagles defense when he played them earlier in the season.

“I thought it was really cool to see kind of how he went through his whole process, how he navigated the pocket, different things like that,” Wilson said at the time.

On Sunday, Wilson gets to see that process up close as Brady tries to dissect a Jets defense that has yielded 29.9 points per game this season, the most in the NFL.

That puts an added onus on Wilson to produce on the other side of the ball, because he knows Brady is going to get his. Wilson will likely need to produce four TDs — any way he can — for the Jets to simply remain competitive with the Super Bowl champs.

That’s a lot to ask of a 22-year-old kid who’s produced just 11 TDs in his 11 starts, up against Brady, who’s thrown 618 TD passes and for 83,784 yards in his remarkable career.

It, too, is a lot to ask playing against an aggressive Tampa Bay defense that’s ranked No. 9 in the NFL in points allowed (20.8 per game) and is led by former Jets head coach Todd Bowles, who’d surely like to send a holiday message to his former employer.

If you don’t think Bowles will be blitzing the bejesus out of Wilson, then you probably think Antonio Brown is a living saint.

The good news for the Jets is that Wilson has shown incremental improvements, particularly when it comes to his decision-making and quicker releases on his throws.

“He’s coming along, he’s getting more comfortable, he’s calmer back there,’’ Jets coach Robert Saleh said Monday. “He’s in a great headspace and it’s going to be fun to watch him grow, continue to grow.’’

A big part of that growth will take place this Sunday as he watches the GOAT operate from the opposite sideline at MetLife.

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